take it slow

Supernatural ruined my life and destiel is my Otp

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tunnels:

even these lgbt moodboards and positivity posts are being censored as “sensitive media” when there’s literally p*rn still floating around this website unmarked. even a post that says “autistic lesbians are amazing!” is somehow inappropriate….

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6qubed:
“ crystalsoulslayer:
“ alphahoennomega:
“ klubbhead:
“ electricbreeze:
“Schrödinger’s boys
”
FUCK
”
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
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As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a...

6qubed:

crystalsoulslayer:

alphahoennomega:

klubbhead:

electricbreeze:

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

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phoneus:

drywine:

phoneus:

drywine:

phoneus:

why is Spring by Vivaldi still such a fucking banger?

DON’T CALL IT THAT

it just slaps.

DON’T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you think people weren’t sitting there fanning themselves in old Italy trying not to nut in their leggings listening to that shit when it first dropped???

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chefpyro:

conspicuouslad:

ultrafacts:

For 37 years it’s been up there on the flat roof of Mark Gubin’s building in the flight path of Mitchell International Airport. A sign painted in letters 6 feet tall tells people arriving here by air: “WELCOME TO CLEVELAND.”

“There’s not a real purpose for having this here except madness, which I tend to be pretty good at,” Gubin said

Above that the roof, he was having lunch one day in 1978 with a woman who worked as his assistant. Taking note of all the low-flying planes, she said it would be nice to make a sign welcoming everyone to Milwaukee. “You know what would even be better?” Gubin said.

The next thing you know, he’s out there on the black roof with a roller and white paint creating the sign that would bring more notoriety than anything else in his long career. A story about his confusing message ran in thousands of newspapers and magazines, on national TV news, “The Tonight Show,” Paul Harvey, all over.

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gotsickofmyoldurl:

madame-raccoon:

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melaninmedicine:

me-and-my-beard:

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

The mom is so pissed

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

how the frick are those noises even real

i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:

  • the baby alpaca was only a week old
  • this is from a farm in wisconsin
  • what happened is: she was taking a dust bath and fell into a badger hole
  • what caught the farmer’s attention was the entire herd of alpacas surrounding the hole, which is about a mile out in the field
  • the poor girl was in the hole for hours and was entirely underground when they found her
  • people apparently use “city slicker” as an insult unironically, as evidenced by the comment section

(Source: as-warm-as-choco, via brinty)